Yogurt Shop "I hate it when...s"

I hate it when customers...
Don't respond when I greet them
Get their own sample cups
Throw money at me 
Get angry when the change machine shorts them less than 5 cents
Just look at me when I greet them
Get angry when we don't have the flavor they want
Ask how it works and then walk away right after I say "It's all self-serve"
Complain about how much it is even though I told them it's 49 cents per ounce
Make a mess
Drop a serving spoon and just set it back on the counter
Argue with me about what time we close
Don't get out after we close
Are rude
Drop their empty cup and then throw it away like the inside touched the floor or something
Throw their credit or debit card at me
Say "credit" or "debit" like it matters either way
Are creepy
Get a shit ton of samples and then don't buy anything
Throw something away in an overflowing trashcan
Throw full drinks away in the trashcan
Throw something away outside and don't even come in
Bring outside food that smells good and makes me hungry
Get angry when they walk in and I tell them we're closed
Get angry when I don't have time to list all 16 flavors on the phone
Ask me what my tattoos mean
Think ounces are pounds
Are awkward
Hit on me
Don't watch their children/don't know how to control them


And those, my friends, are the don'ts at a yogurt shop